🎟️ ACCOMMODATION TIER ESTIMATES

Packages can include theme park & Volcano Bay tickets, Universal Express Passes, VIP Cabana access, private van transit, and catered food.

Tier Title

Lodging Setup

Best For

Estimated Cost

Tier 1: "Keeping the Pack Together"

4 Hashers / Room (2 Queens)

Max Savings

~$735 / person

Tier 2: "The Odd Hasher Out"

3 Hashers / Room

Thruples

~$790 / person

Tier 3: "The Fancy Bastards"

2 Hashers / Room

Couples & BFFs

~$895 / person

Tier 4: "The Front Running Bastard"

1 Hasher / Solo Room

Total Privacy

~$1,210 / person

Universal Annual Passholders (UOAP): Let Pokey know on your intake form to deduct the park ticket portion from your package.

⚡ OPTIONAL ADD-ONS

Wednesday Night HHN Excursion: Single-night ticket to Halloween Horror Nights for haunted houses & thrills. (OnlyTeeth will not be attending, is afraid of the dark)

Very Unofficial IAH2027 PreLube @ Universal Studios!

🌋 OnlyTeeth’s Very Unofficial IAH2027 UNIVERSAL STUDIOS PRE-LUBE

The most touristy Warm-Up to InterAmericas Hash 2027: Experience theme parks- hasher style. There will be beer checks!

Dates: October 4 – October 7, 2027 | Base Camp: Universal’s Cabana Bay Beach Resort

THE GIST: Before merging into the main crowd at IAH 2027, we are taking over Universal Orlando for a zero-stress, highly organized pre-lube experience. The plan includes 2-Park Express Passes, early park drop-in access, a private VIP beach cabana at Volcano Bay, group catering, and private van transportation directly to the IAH grounds just in time for Okinawa Trail.

🗓️ THE GAME PLAN AT A GLANCE

│ MON, OCT 4: THE PACK ASSEMBLES

• Optional Airport Charter Pick-Up @ MCO (Departing ~TBD)

• Base Camp Check-In @ Cabana Bay Pool Deck Private Cabana

• Lazy River Trail & Firepit Down-Downs

│ TUE, OCT 5: Universal Studios & Islands of Adventure

• Catered Bagel Sandwiches Served Early

• FRB Rope Drop: Hagrid’s Motorbike + VelociCoaster

• Express Pass Sweep: Gringotts, Mummy, MIB, Bourne Stuntacular & Shows

• Grand Finale: Jurassic Park River Adventure Splash

• CityWalk Takeover: Circle @ Margaritaville Porch + on-after at NBC Sports Grill

│ WED, OCT 6: VOLCANO BAY Water Park (& HHN NIGHT)

• Early Access to Krakatau Aqua Coaster & Body Plunge

• Private VIP Waturi Beach Family Suite Cabana (Concierge Food/Drinks)

• Fearless Torrent River Laps & Barefoot Sand Circle

• Optional Night Excursion: Halloween Horror Nights Haunted Houses

│ THU, OCT 7: On-Out to Okinawa Trail!

• Lazy River Morning Recovery & Hotel Check-Out

• Private van Charter Departure

• Van Service: Cold Drinks, Deli Sandwiches & Snacks served while cruising down I-4

• Direct transfer to Okinawa Pre-Lube Welcome Trail & IAH HQ Check-In